Thursday, March 31, 2011

gotta be kidding me

Full Tilt Poker Game #29521069600: Super Stack $30K Guarantee (229294144), Table 91 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:54:49 ET - 2011/03/31
Seat 1: sgdark1 (59,929)
Seat 2: StillFighting86 (40,820)
Seat 3: JETTAJETTA (201,357)
Seat 4: Rockefeller 13 (77,954)
Seat 5: moemoney11 (43,330)
Seat 6: badbob54 (127,492)
Seat 7: KULP (39,022)
Seat 8: TheRhombus (72,094)
Seat 9: Poooz76 (66,714)
sgdark1 antes 250
StillFighting86 antes 250
JETTAJETTA antes 250
Rockefeller 13 antes 250
moemoney11 antes 250
badbob54 antes 250
KULP antes 250
TheRhombus antes 250
Poooz76 antes 250
KULP posts the small blind of 1,000
TheRhombus posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KULP [Ac As]
Poooz76 has 15 seconds left to act
Poooz76 raises to 5,122
sgdark1 folds
StillFighting86 folds
JETTAJETTA folds
Rockefeller 13 folds
moemoney11 folds
badbob54 folds
KULP raises to 12,332
TheRhombus folds
badbob54 has been disconnected
badbob54 has reconnected
Poooz76 has 15 seconds left to act
Poooz76 calls 7,210
*** FLOP *** [Tc 3s 7d]
KULP bets 26,440, and is all in
Poooz76 calls 26,440
KULP shows [Ac As]
Poooz76 shows [9s Ts]
*** TURN *** [Tc 3s 7d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 3s 7d 7s] [6s]
KULP shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
Poooz76 shows a flush, Ten high
Poooz76 wins the pot (81,794) with a flush, Ten high
StillFighting86: wow
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 81,794 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 3s 7d 7s 6s]
Seat 1: sgdark1 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: StillFighting86 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: JETTAJETTA folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Rockefeller 13 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: moemoney11 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: badbob54 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: KULP (small blind) showed [Ac As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 8: TheRhombus (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Poooz76 showed [9s Ts] and won (81,794) with a flush, Ten high




Full Tilt Poker Game #29520970216: $21,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (229311376), Table 197 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:49:33 ET - 2011/03/31
Seat 1: gannonz (26,757)
Seat 2: Tardigrada1 (27,403)
Seat 3: sneekybstrd (15,225)
Seat 4: LHUPLS21 (12,323)
Seat 5: Polik999 (6,810)
Seat 6: A11F1SH (31,183)
Seat 7: brutus695 (37,229)
Seat 8: KULP (9,500)
Seat 9: Quickfox7 (13,020)
gannonz antes 75
Tardigrada1 antes 75
sneekybstrd antes 75
LHUPLS21 antes 75
Polik999 antes 75
A11F1SH antes 75
brutus695 antes 75
KULP antes 75
Quickfox7 antes 75
Polik999 posts the small blind of 300
A11F1SH posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KULP [Ac Ad]
brutus695 has 15 seconds left to act
brutus695 folds
KULP raises to 1,323
Quickfox7 folds
gannonz folds
Tardigrada1 folds
sneekybstrd raises to 3,600
LHUPLS21 folds
Polik999 folds
A11F1SH folds
KULP raises to 9,425, and is all in
sneekybstrd calls 5,825
KULP shows [Ac Ad]
sneekybstrd shows [Qc Ah]
*** FLOP *** [Qh 4c 3c]
*** TURN *** [Qh 4c 3c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 4c 3c Qd] [As]
KULP shows a full house, Aces full of Queens
sneekybstrd shows a full house, Queens full of Aces
KULP wins the pot (20,425) with a full house, Aces full of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20,425 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 4c 3c Qd As]
Seat 1: gannonz folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Tardigrada1 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: sneekybstrd showed [Qc Ah] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Seat 4: LHUPLS21 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Polik999 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: A11F1SH (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: brutus695 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: KULP showed [Ac Ad] and won (20,425) with a full house, Aces full of Queens
Seat 9: Quickfox7 folded before the Flop

Saturday, March 26, 2011

0fer complete

Full Tilt Poker Game #29367087833: $40,000 KO Guarantee (228153752), Table 142 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:28:50 ET - 2011/03/26
Seat 1: Hellpanda (12,889)
Seat 2: KULP (9,508)
Seat 3: NAMS (36,698)
Seat 4: teeleef (10,867)
Seat 5: srry2tiltu (26,273)
Seat 6: pyszalek (7,471)
Seat 7: funwheel (59,418)
Seat 8: therealpg (6,661)
Seat 9: THESEAAAS (10,300)
Hellpanda antes 50
KULP antes 50
NAMS antes 50
teeleef antes 50
srry2tiltu antes 50
pyszalek antes 50
funwheel antes 50
therealpg antes 50
THESEAAAS antes 50
srry2tiltu posts the small blind of 250
pyszalek posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KULP [Ks As]
funwheel folds
therealpg folds
THESEAAAS folds
Hellpanda folds
KULP raises to 9,458, and is all in
NAMS folds
teeleef folds
srry2tiltu folds
pyszalek calls 6,921, and is all in
KULP shows [Ks As]
pyszalek shows [Qs Qd]
Uncalled bet of 2,037 returned to KULP
*** FLOP *** [3d 5c 4s]
*** TURN *** [3d 5c 4s] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [3d 5c 4s 8s] [Jh]
KULP shows Ace King high
pyszalek shows a pair of Queens
pyszalek wins the pot (15,542) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15,542 | Rake 0
Board: [3d 5c 4s 8s Jh]
Seat 1: Hellpanda folded before the Flop
Seat 2: KULP showed [Ks As] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 3: NAMS folded before the Flop
Seat 4: teeleef (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: srry2tiltu (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: pyszalek (big blind) showed [Qs Qd] and won (15,542) with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: funwheel folded before the Flop
Seat 8: therealpg folded before the Flop
Seat 9: THESEAAAS folded before the Flop

next hand

Full Tilt Poker Game #29367106082: $40,000 KO Guarantee (228153752), Table 142 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:29:28 ET - 2011/03/26
Seat 1: Hellpanda (12,839)
Seat 2: KULP (2,037)
Seat 3: NAMS (36,648)
Seat 4: teeleef (10,817)
Seat 5: srry2tiltu (25,973)
Seat 6: pyszalek (15,542)
Seat 7: funwheel (59,368)
Seat 8: therealpg (6,611)
Seat 9: THESEAAAS (10,250)
Hellpanda antes 50
KULP antes 50
NAMS antes 50
teeleef antes 50
srry2tiltu antes 50
pyszalek antes 50
funwheel antes 50
therealpg antes 50
THESEAAAS antes 50
pyszalek posts the small blind of 250
funwheel posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KULP [Kc Qs]
therealpg raises to 6,561, and is all in
THESEAAAS folds
Hellpanda has 15 seconds left to act
Hellpanda folds
KULP calls 1,987, and is all in
NAMS folds
teeleef has 15 seconds left to act
teeleef folds
srry2tiltu folds
pyszalek folds
funwheel folds
therealpg shows [5h 5s]
KULP shows [Kc Qs]
Uncalled bet of 4,574 returned to therealpg
*** FLOP *** [5c 6s 8c]
*** TURN *** [5c 6s 8c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [5c 6s 8c 6h] [4h]
therealpg shows a full house, Fives full of Sixes
KULP shows a pair of Sixes
therealpg wins the pot (5,174) with a full house, Fives full of Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,174 | Rake 0
Board: [5c 6s 8c 6h 4h]
Seat 1: Hellpanda folded before the Flop
Seat 2: KULP showed [Kc Qs] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 3: NAMS folded before the Flop
Seat 4: teeleef folded before the Flop
Seat 5: srry2tiltu (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: pyszalek (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: funwheel (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: therealpg showed [5h 5s] and won (5,174) with a full house, Fives full of Sixes
Seat 9: THESEAAAS folded before the Flop

once again what do i have to do to get a hold

I guess getting it in 85/15 on the turn for ~100bb isn't good enough

PokerStars Game #59848387858: Tournament #413010516, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2011/03/26 16:53:49 ET
Table '413010516 152' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: TrueIRS89 (4974 in chips)
Seat 2: alwaysNnever (23858 in chips)
Seat 3: HarvesterX (5790 in chips)
Seat 4: DRRmind (9955 in chips)
Seat 5: mrobertm (10990 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: takuboy (19557 in chips)
Seat 7: burroking (6322 in chips)
Seat 8: Rivermegood1 (17731 in chips)
Seat 9: zackmorris99 (12163 in chips)
TrueIRS89: posts the ante 50
alwaysNnever: posts the ante 50
HarvesterX: posts the ante 50
DRRmind: posts the ante 50
mrobertm: posts the ante 50
takuboy: posts the ante 50
burroking: posts the ante 50
Rivermegood1: posts the ante 50
zackmorris99: posts the ante 50
HarvesterX: posts small blind 200
DRRmind: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to alwaysNnever [Th Td]
mrobertm: folds
takuboy: calls 400
burroking: folds
Rivermegood1: raises 800 to 1200
zackmorris99: folds
TrueIRS89: folds
alwaysNnever: calls 1200
HarvesterX: folds
DRRmind: folds
takuboy: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [5d 9d 8h]
takuboy: checks
Rivermegood1: checks
alwaysNnever: bets 2139
takuboy: folds
Rivermegood1: raises 3461 to 5600
alwaysNnever: calls 3461
*** TURN *** [5d 9d 8h] [7s]
Rivermegood1: bets 10881 and is all-in
alwaysNnever: calls 10881
*** RIVER *** [5d 9d 8h 7s] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rivermegood1: shows [Ad Kh] (a pair of Aces)
alwaysNnever: shows [Th Td] (a pair of Tens)
Rivermegood1 collected 37612 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 37612 | Rake 0
Board [5d 9d 8h 7s As]
Seat 1: TrueIRS89 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: alwaysNnever (button) showed [Th Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: HarvesterX (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: DRRmind (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: mrobertm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: takuboy folded on the Flop
Seat 7: burroking folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Rivermegood1 showed [Ad Kh] and won (37612) with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: zackmorris99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

a few hands later......

PokerStars Game #59848808401: Tournament #413010516, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2011/03/26 17:02:35 ET
Table '413010516 152' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: TrueIRS89 (4874 in chips)
Seat 2: alwaysNnever (6077 in chips)
Seat 3: HarvesterX (5490 in chips)
Seat 4: DRRmind (9255 in chips)
Seat 5: mrobertm (10490 in chips)
Seat 6: takuboy (18257 in chips)
Seat 7: burroking (4222 in chips)
Seat 8: Rivermegood1 (37562 in chips)
Seat 9: zackmorris99 (15113 in chips)
TrueIRS89: posts the ante 50
alwaysNnever: posts the ante 50
HarvesterX: posts the ante 50
DRRmind: posts the ante 50
mrobertm: posts the ante 50
takuboy: posts the ante 50
burroking: posts the ante 50
Rivermegood1: posts the ante 50
zackmorris99: posts the ante 50
mrobertm: posts small blind 200
takuboy: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to alwaysNnever [Ah Td]
burroking: folds
Rivermegood1: raises 800 to 1200
zackmorris99: folds
TrueIRS89: folds
alwaysNnever: raises 4827 to 6027 and is all-in
HarvesterX: folds
DRRmind: folds
mrobertm: folds
takuboy: folds
Rivermegood1: calls 4827
*** FLOP *** [4d 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [4d 2d 3h] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [4d 2d 3h 8c] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rivermegood1: shows [8d 8s] (a full house, Eights full of Fours)
alwaysNnever: shows [Ah Td] (a pair of Fours)
Rivermegood1 collected 13104 from pot
alwaysNnever finished the tournament in 2547th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13104 | Rake 0
Board [4d 2d 3h 8c 4h]
Seat 1: TrueIRS89 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: alwaysNnever showed [Ah Td] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 3: HarvesterX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: DRRmind (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mrobertm (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: takuboy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: burroking folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Rivermegood1 showed [8d 8s] and won (13104) with a full house, Eights full of Fours
Seat 9: zackmorris99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

and another one

Lost a pot and had 2bb left in 42k....then i took the blinds, doubled back to 11bb and then the blinds went up on my bb......then this happened.........

Full Tilt Poker Game #29365713441: $42,000 Guarantee (228142056), Table 54 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:38:32 ET - 2011/03/26
Seat 1: ciclisto86 (17,032)
Seat 2: Every1s Problem (33,154)
Seat 3: envy2223 (9,549)
Seat 4: hysegeir (17,638)
Seat 5: wgc7016 (17,477)
Seat 6: l_asticot82 (12,097)
Seat 7: drunkenwarrior (8,002)
Seat 8: KULP (5,326)
Seat 9: omgblabla (8,244)
ciclisto86 antes 75
Every1s Problem antes 75
envy2223 antes 75
hysegeir antes 75
wgc7016 antes 75
l_asticot82 antes 75
drunkenwarrior antes 75
KULP antes 75
omgblabla antes 75
drunkenwarrior posts the small blind of 300
KULP posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KULP [Ah Kc]
omgblabla folds
ciclisto86 folds
Every1s Problem raises to 1,200
envy2223 folds
hysegeir folds
wgc7016 folds
l_asticot82 folds
drunkenwarrior folds
KULP raises to 5,251, and is all in
Every1s Problem calls 4,051
KULP shows [Ah Kc]
Every1s Problem shows [As 7c]
bobbyzim (Observer): raise moron raise
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8s 7h]
*** TURN *** [Ts 8s 7h] [Qh]
bobbyzim (Observer): lol
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8s 7h Qh] [6c]
KULP shows Ace King high
Every1s Problem shows a pair of Sevens
Every1s Problem wins the pot (11,477) with a pair of Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,477 | Rake 0
Board: [Ts 8s 7h Qh 6c]
Seat 1: ciclisto86 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Every1s Problem showed [As 7c] and won (11,477) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 3: envy2223 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: hysegeir folded before the Flop
Seat 5: wgc7016 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: l_asticot82 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: drunkenwarrior (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: KULP (big blind) showed [Ah Kc] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 9: omgblabla folded before the Flop

what do i gotta do to get a hold?

Full Tilt Poker Game #29365261779: $40,000 KO Guarantee (228153752), Table 202 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:22:10 ET - 2011/03/26
Seat 1: BORRAURELIO (4,250)
Seat 2: KULP (5,280)
Seat 3: guardofcoast (1,950)
Seat 4: xHustler10x (5,503)
Seat 5: gast117 (9,555)
Seat 6: zsuzs (2,810)
Seat 7: SirLongarm (2,322)
Seat 8: AKbully8 (5,940)
Seat 9: I kanns net (3,140)
BORRAURELIO posts the small blind of 60
KULP posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KULP [Th Ad]
guardofcoast folds
xHustler10x has 15 seconds left to act
xHustler10x folds
gast117 folds
zsuzs folds
SirLongarm folds
AKbully8 raises to 300
I kanns net folds
BORRAURELIO folds
KULP has 15 seconds left to act
KULP calls 180
*** FLOP *** [5s Ac 7h]
KULP checks
AKbully8 checks
*** TURN *** [5s Ac 7h] [4s]
KULP bets 360
AKbully8 calls 360
*** RIVER *** [5s Ac 7h 4s] [8c]
KULP checks
AKbully8 has 15 seconds left to act
AKbully8 bets 840
KULP calls 840
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AKbully8 shows [6c As] a straight, Eight high
KULP mucks
AKbully8 wins the pot (3,060) with a straight, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,060 | Rake 0
Board: [5s Ac 7h 4s 8c]
Seat 1: BORRAURELIO (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: KULP (big blind) mucked [Th Ad] - a pair of Aces
Seat 3: guardofcoast didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: xHustler10x didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: gast117 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: zsuzs didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: SirLongarm didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: AKbully8 showed [6c As] and won (3,060) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 9: I kanns net (button) didn't bet (folded)

then a few a minutes later.........

Full Tilt Poker Game #29365354710: $40,000 KO Guarantee (228153752), Table 202 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:25:34 ET - 2011/03/26
Seat 1: BORRAURELIO (4,190)
Seat 2: KULP (4,320)
Seat 3: guardofcoast (1,470)
Seat 4: xHustler10x (5,563)
Seat 5: gast117 (9,375)
Seat 6: zsuzs (2,690)
Seat 7: SirLongarm (2,502)
Seat 8: AKbully8 (7,500)
Seat 9: I kanns net (3,140)
zsuzs posts the small blind of 60
SirLongarm posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KULP [Kc Ac]
AKbully8 folds
I kanns net folds
BORRAURELIO folds
KULP raises to 360
guardofcoast calls 360
xHustler10x folds
gast117 folds
zsuzs folds
SirLongarm folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9h 8s]
KULP checks
guardofcoast bets 240
KULP raises to 3,960, and is all in
guardofcoast calls 870, and is all in
KULP shows [Kc Ac]
guardofcoast shows [Td Kh]
Uncalled bet of 2,850 returned to KULP
*** TURN *** [Ks 9h 8s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9h 8s 8h] [Tc]
KULP shows two pair, Kings and Eights
guardofcoast shows two pair, Kings and Tens
guardofcoast wins the pot (3,120) with two pair, Kings and Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,120 | Rake 0
Board: [Ks 9h 8s 8h Tc]
Seat 1: BORRAURELIO didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: KULP showed [Kc Ac] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: guardofcoast showed [Td Kh] and won (3,120) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 4: xHustler10x didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: gast117 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: zsuzs (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: SirLongarm (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: AKbully8 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: I kanns net didn't bet (folded)

nothing good happening

I doubled at 100/200 in the 42k to 13k then like 5 hands later I called a 10bb shove with JJ and a 25bb stack reshoved behind...I called.....shortstack had AT and reshover had AK.......Axxxx board.

On to the 40k......should've unreg'd......Took a beat in one and got my 1500 shortstack AQ<AK......Got my 2400ish allin KK<AA in another......In the third one I had AA on the button and 4x'd it with one limper.....sb called and so did the limper.......872 flop.....sb bets 180, mp calls 180, I raise to 600 and they both call.....turn K......sb checks, mp shoves, I call, sb calls......sb has 99, mp has K7o.....gg.......so one hour in I have one entry left with 5200 at 40/80.......got 7k in the 42k at 150/300, and 14k at 75/150 in the 3r on stars....out of everything else

well

my day summed up is this.....

AK<TT
AK<99
AK<QQ
AK<KK
QQ<JJ
AK<QQ
AK<QQ